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Toothaches & French dentists

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Hi i'm back. I had toothache for three days and being a man this was of course not any normal toothache this was the worst pain any human being had ever experienced. By Sunday morning the left hand side of my head was ready to explode. So first thing Monday morning I was off to the dentist to get it sorted. I was ready for the dentist to remove all the teeth on the left of my mouth if it meant the end to the pain. But unfortunately the French dentist do not believe in anesthetic so therefore the pain she induced was increased to more than just aaaaahhhhhh. And i'm sure she was smiling.

I have seen the "Little Shop Of Horrors" & she was the female version of the dentist played by Steve Martin.
It is now Tuesday night and antibiotics and whisky are taking te edge off.
I will let you know tomorrow how my hangover is.

PS Thanks to Dewlish for checking in, & I fully agree with your view on the Prince Harry situation.






cold,cold,cold & tomorrow cold

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OK today it's cold, & tomorrow it's going to be even colder (the papers say -5) but what can you do.

Today I thought about not going into work, but my French work mates would have taken the p**s all day. I could of only think of two words "kettle" & "black". The kids didn't go to school today as the buses were not running. Because it was too dangerous to drive in the ice. I left just after eight this morning and all the roads were clear of ice (& buses).  But I will say one thing about the local councils, they had all their men out with shovels, sand & salt. They covered everything that wasn't moving with the stuff. By lunch time the roads were very slippery due to the fact that you kept slipping on the bloody sand & salt. If tomorrow is as cold as they say it's going to be I'll take a shovel with me to dig myself out of the sand & salt just in case. If this blog does not get updated tomorrow then you will know that I am still digging....






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