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A few days ago, I wrote about gadgets & how to break them. Well this afternoon as many will know, Google search stopped working. At the time I was messing about with my other blogs settings & needed to search for the correct spelling of a word, (please excuse any spelling mistakes on this blog) & you know the rest. "This site may harm your computer" was the only result anyone got. My wife said it should say "My husband may harm your computer". But it was nothing to do with me(well not this time). Google have stated on their blog that it was due to a "human error". They receive a list of harmful sites from stopbadware.org to ascertain which sites install malicious software on people's computers and merit a warning. These are then blocked by Google. Unfortunately some "human" at Google told the main program to block everything. The result was that many many blogs all over the world will have spelling mistakes. A spokesperson from Google has stated that "We will carefully investigate this incident and put more robust file checks in place to prevent it from happening again," in layman's terms I think this means the "human" responsible is now another so called victim of the economic downturn.





BBC weather, are we all going to freeze?

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Cold weather to sweep the UK. That's the headline on the BBC weather website. I'm sure it's going to be, & the wind will sting your ears & cheeks until they feel as if they are going to fall off. It's called a Siberian wind. & surprise surprise it coming from Denmark & Norway & Sweden. It's low pressure arriving via Spain then France and plonking it self right on top of the UK and dragging the cold air in from the east of Europe. So the Daily Mail can spend Saturday complaining about the Spanish, Sunday the French & Monday the Polish.





Willing to work?

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I take back every thing I said regarding working with my son. He was very willing all day. I won't tell what he was willing to do, but rest assured tomorrow I will take a different approach, & maybe I will still have some tress left in the garden.








Internet service sons

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OK my internet connection is now back on. My service provider said they received 73593 calls saying they had a problem connecting to the internet, and the problem seems to have come from the exchange just near me. Must have been a problem there end.

I am now sat writing this blog with a bottle of pays d'oc wine which is half empty. Or maybe half full depending how you look at it. But i'm sure by the end of this blog it will be empty, my spelling will be even worse than normal, & deal or no deal will be over. It's Sunday evening the kids have still got to finish their homework & I'm still almost sober. Tomorrow is Monday (S**T) and I have a new apprentice starting for the week (S**T), & it's my eldest son (S**T).
If tomorrow this blog is being written by my wife then you know that I have left home. Either because I've got so p****d off with my son, or the internet police have caught up with me for shutting down the internet to western France. But either way it will not be my fault, because neither works as it should.




Gadgets and how to break them

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I have finally agreed with my wife that I am addicted to gadgets. Before I used to adjust the satellite dish until I had the best signal strength, then I would scan all possible channels to find the most obscure things that we would never watch.

It's not just gadgets, I will try to adjust anything to make it work better. Usually it ends up with me having to repair it but at least you know how it works (or how it should work).
The central heating, kitchen drawers, tools, the wood burner, toilets, showers, lighting circuits, cookers anything that is in the house I've had a go at (and broken normally).
Now I have now found a new gadget to play with. This is it, you're reading it. Yes blogs and anything to do with the web. We also have a gite here in France that I have created a web site for. So a blog and a web site, seems straight forward enough. That's until I discovered Google Analytics. It enables you to follow the way your site or blog is performing on the web, and make changes to improve it. It is my new obsession, & this way the only thing I can break is the web. So if for some reason your connection goes down it might just be.............................




Stig is James Bond

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So we now know who the STIG is, or do we. Today in the press it was reported that the stig is in fact Ben Collins, race driver, pro stuntman & stunt double for Daniel Craig in the latest Bond film. But it has also been stated that the BBC uses four different drivers for Top Gear. Some say if you watch from show to show his height changes, indicating that it must be a number of  different drivers. I think that maybe it's because of the size of the car making him look bigger or smaller.
Whoever it is, I think the enigma & mystery of who it is or isn't, is better that knowing the true identity of the stig. It's the unknown setting the benchmark for all the celebs to beat that makes it interesting. But my god he is fast, in everything that he drives.
My kids are dying to find out. But you can bet your last pound they would never of heard of him.

I went to the doctors today, he said "you're a hypochondriac" I said "Oh god, not that as well".





Tuesday morning blues for Barack Obama

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Is it going to be Tuesday morning blues for Barack Obama tomorrow or just another day at the office. I wouldn't look forward to taking over the job of running a country at the moment, given the financial & terror problems.

But Tuesday is not his D day, maybe it's going to be BB day, Black Barack day.
My kids constantly bombard me about calling him the first black president of America. But as all the news channels and papers are also saying it, I suppose in this case it must be alright to use to word black. We are told over & over again that using the word black is not a good thing (mainly in the UK).
My kids see this on the TV & this is why they are now confused when all the news channels are using the word to describe a person, & not just any person, the next president of the United States of America.
The only thing I can say to them is that, people all over the world are different colours. But they are all people the same.




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